point and shoot

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via thevolatilemolotov)

“Keep your standards high, and any guy who is worth it will rise to meet them.”
— Ed Westwick, via twitter (via lobstersandlilly)

(Source: fromnash-withlove, via 100proofvodka)

“You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.”
S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders
(via lostgal49)

(Source: creatingaquietmind, via 100proofvodka)

“You can tell a lot about a person’s character by what they laugh at.”
— (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: psych-facts, via stokedeuphoria)

alandistro:

OMG it’s Falkor!

Falkoooooorrrr

(Source: rhetthammersmith, via runetangclan)

Kill Bill Siren

femaledirector:

i want this to be played at my wedding and my funeral

(via cantbelieveididthis)

an-entirely-new-creation:

livelaughloveatrandom:

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

The third gif had me losing my shit lmfao I dropped my phone lmaoooo

firefightingcardiologist

(via cantbelieveididthis)

“I think I’m losing it—I don’t know what’s happening, what happened, but I look at you, I look at you, and I love you so much. Not because of anything you’ve said, or done, or anything at all. I look at you, and I just love you, and it terrifies me. It terrifies me what I would do for you.”
— Alexandra Bracken (via drapetomania)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via langleav)

“A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair.”
— (via odious)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via maroonie)

“She longed to know what at that moment was passing in his mind; in what manner he thought of her, and whether, in defiance of everything, she was still dear to him.”
— Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (via whentheheartwaits)

(Source: pemberley-state-of-mind, via langleav)

“If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.”
— Émile Zola (via observando)

(via langleav)

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(Source: flip5600, via langleav)

“He and I collided, like two predestined stars—and in that brief exchange, I felt what it was like to be immortal.”
Lang Leav (via langleav)